Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening"
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening"
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
My wife has a whale tattooed on her ass...
My wife has a whale tattooed on her ass...
My wife has a whale tattooed ... It used to be a dolphin.
My boss pulled up to work in his sweet new car
My boss pulled up to work in his sweet new car
My boss pulled up to work in his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied: "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."
How smart an ant is by catching it on fire
How smart an ant is by catching it on fire
Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire? If it burns, it's a smart ant. If it doesn't, it's retardant.