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A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a pistol in his hand and yelling, I have a 45 caliber pistol here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber and I want to know whos been sleeping with my wife. A voice from the other end of the bar called out, "Youll need more ammo".
I don't get why women brag about multi-tasking There's nothing cool about doing three things wrong at once.
My wife left me because I am too insecure. Never mind, she was just picking up some groceries.
A robber comes into the store steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.