What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
Two aliens are flying near earth The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons." The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?" The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."
I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman. I will never keep lube and glue in the same drawer ever again.