Why can't a blonde dial
Why can't a blonde dial
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
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What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male?
What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male?
What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male? A two-year-old can be left alone with a nanny.
Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you
Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you
Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?" "The good one please." "I found the diagnosis of your illness, it means you have two days to live." "And the bad one?" "Ive been trying to reach you for two days."
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak to his son: "Dont be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesnt go well, if something happens to me your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."
Are you two twins? No, why do you ask?
Are you two twins? No, why do you ask?
"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes." "OK that's enough, your driver's license please."
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