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Just heard that in the next year there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it's called alcohol.
Promises are like babies. Fun to make, but hell to deliver.
I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I'm not buying costs.
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.