If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
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Wow, nice legs
Wow, nice legs
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
What did the boy with no arms get for his Birthday?
What did the boy with no arms get for his Birthday?
What did the boy with no arms get for his Birthday? Don't know he hasn't opened it yet...
Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person
Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person
Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person Today, I lost my job as a bus driver. This world is too cruel for the kind hearted..
One day when I was young I watched my father grill burgers
One day when I was young I watched my father grill burgers
One day when I was young... I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left... never came back... I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.