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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.
Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.