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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

This summer, I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say "Get a life" on them.

My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.

Run early in the morning, before your brain figures out what you're really doing.