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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it, as when you are in it.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

I remember one time I brought my report card home, I go, "Hey Pop, I got a B in Reading!" He goes, "That's a D, you idiot!"

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

How do you know your playing a tennis match with Charlie Sheen? Your opponent tries to snort the service line!