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I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant, because... I believe in myself.

Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB

I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.