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Photo during the party

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?" Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

I know dear, you've been waiting for 2 hours, but I had to tie my shoes

Too tight pants?