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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. - Frank Zappa
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. - Frank Zappa
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.