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I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. - Frank Zappa
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
