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A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and the brunette sees her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I'm not buying costs.
Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second-hand store.
