I never had hips. It's because I don't have kids. Everybody
"I never had hips. It's because I don't have kids. Everybody tells me that once I have a kid, I'll grow some hips. That's cool, but what do you do with the kid?"
Complex - tag connected with: funny, pregnant, children, lady, joke, memes, jokes, humor, thin, kids, meme, funny jokes, funny pictures, best, images, problem, getting, happy, complex, woman, slim, hips, pregnancy, headache, jealousy, quotation, aphorisms, murder, quotes, romance, sayings, inferiority complex, love, quotes about love, love quotes, mem.
"I never had hips. It's because I don't have kids. Everybody tells me that once I have a kid, I'll grow some hips. That's cool, but what do you do with the kid?"
Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex.