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Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.
New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar.
If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
If god doesn't exist, who created Adam and Eve?
