I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?
Wife: I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? Husband: You have perfect eyesight.
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Wife: I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? Husband: You have perfect eyesight.
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.