Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and putting it back on? The bottle cap said, "Sorry, try again."
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.