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My boss pulled up to work in his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied: "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."
Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire? If it burns, it's a smart ant. If it doesn't, it's retardant.
How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What did God say when he made the first black man? Damn, I burnt one.