A bank is a place that will lend you money, if
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
My wife has a whale tattooed ... It used to be a dolphin.