My wife left me because I am too insecure.
My wife left me because I am too insecure. Never mind, she was just picking up some groceries.
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My wife left me because I am too insecure. Never mind, she was just picking up some groceries.
A robber comes into the store steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."