Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
This summer, I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say "Get a life" on them.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.