My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils.
My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils. But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils. But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
Being circumcised, I couldn't join a fraternity... Apparently you have to be complete dick.
Wife: I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? Husband: You have perfect eyesight.
What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male? A two-year-old can be left alone with a nanny.