Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks" Mom: Does it look like
"Mom can I get twenty bucks?", "Does it look like I am made of money?", "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"
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"Mom can I get twenty bucks?", "Does it look like I am made of money?", "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and putting it back on? The bottle cap said, "Sorry, try again."
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.
Promises are like babies. Fun to make, but hell to deliver.