Promises are like babies
Promises are like babies
Promises are like babies. Fun to make, but hell to deliver.
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I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not
I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not
I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I'm not buying costs.
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!
"I have good news and bad news," the defence lawyer says
"I have good news and bad news," the defence lawyer says
"I have good news and bad news," the defence lawyer says to his client. "What's the bad news?" The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene." "Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?" "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."
I never had hips. It's because I don't have kids. Everybody
I never had hips. It's because I don't have kids. Everybody
"I never had hips. It's because I don't have kids. Everybody tells me that once I have a kid, I'll grow some hips. That's cool, but what do you do with the kid?"
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