I'm 60 days clean now.
I'm 60 days clean now.
I'm 60 days clean now. It's been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had heroin to help me through it.
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My girlfriend asked me to name all the women
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing
I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing
I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing and asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him.
The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him.
The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 50 years. Problem solved.
A snake walks into a bar.
A snake walks into a bar.
A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says "How the fuck did you do that?"