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You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
"I never had hips. It's because I don't have kids. Everybody tells me that once I have a kid, I'll grow some hips. That's cool, but what do you do with the kid?"
I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it...
