All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes. The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.
A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.