Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em.
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"
I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I'm not buying costs.