Blonde and pig
Blonde and pig
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
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Phone number from chinese girl: Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight
Phone number from chinese girl: Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator?
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator?
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator? She couldn't find the "10" button.
Life is too short to cry for anything
Life is too short to cry for anything
I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married?
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married?
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.