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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator? She couldn't find the "10" button.
I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.
A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles, please" Butcher: "Me too"