I remember one time I brought my report card home, I go
I remember one time I brought my report card home, I go, "Hey Pop, I got a B in Reading!" He goes, "That's a D, you idiot!"
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I remember one time I brought my report card home, I go, "Hey Pop, I got a B in Reading!" He goes, "That's a D, you idiot!"
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