Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening"
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You cant get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
My wife has a whale tattooed ... It used to be a dolphin.
My boss pulled up to work in his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied: "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."