Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married?
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.
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Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.
A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles, please" Butcher: "Me too"
What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"
What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake.