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Just heard that in the next year there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it's called alcohol.
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"
What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake.
I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I'm not buying costs.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is definitely a big plus.