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Two aliens are flying near earth The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons." The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?" The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."
I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman. I will never keep lube and glue in the same drawer ever again.
A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a pistol in his hand and yelling, I have a 45 caliber pistol here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber and I want to know whos been sleeping with my wife. A voice from the other end of the bar called out, "Youll need more ammo".
I don't get why women brag about multi-tasking There's nothing cool about doing three things wrong at once.
My wife left me because I am too insecure. Never mind, she was just picking up some groceries.