Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
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Blonde and pig
Blonde and pig
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
Phone number from chinese girl: Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight
Phone number from chinese girl: Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator?
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator?
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator? She couldn't find the "10" button.
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married?
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married?
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.