Are you two twins? No, why do you ask?
Are you two twins? No, why do you ask?
"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes." "OK that's enough, your driver's license please."
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The police stops a computer hardware engineer
The police stops a computer hardware engineer
The police stops a computer hardware engineer: Your light isnt working. You have to get off your bike. IT guy: I tried that but the light still isnt working.
The last woman I was in was the
The last woman I was in was the
"The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty."
You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces
You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces
You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ''I've been stung by
A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ''I've been stung by
A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ''I've been stung by a bee!'' Her golf instructor asks her where she had been stung. ''Between the first and second hole,'' she replies. The golf instructor tells her, ''Oh, your stance is too wide.''
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