Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and
Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and
Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and putting it back on? The bottle cap said, "Sorry, try again."
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Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.
Promises are like babies
Promises are like babies
Promises are like babies. Fun to make, but hell to deliver.
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and the brunette sees her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
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