Being circumcised, I couldn't join a fraternity...
Being circumcised, I couldn't join a fraternity... Apparently you have to be complete dick.
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Being circumcised, I couldn't join a fraternity... Apparently you have to be complete dick.
Wife: I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? Husband: You have perfect eyesight.
What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male? A two-year-old can be left alone with a nanny.
Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?" "The good one please." "I found the diagnosis of your illness, it means you have two days to live." "And the bad one?" "Ive been trying to reach you for two days."