The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him.
The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him.
The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 50 years. Problem solved.
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A snake walks into a bar.
A snake walks into a bar.
A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says "How the fuck did you do that?"
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Mostly because his name is Steve
If you want to hear a quick comeback
If you want to hear a quick comeback
If you want to hear a quick comeback try walking away without paying.
