I thought I wanted a career, turns out
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.