Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf.
New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar.
Just heard that in the next year there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it's called alcohol.