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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Friendship ... is born at the moment when one says to another - What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .