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"I have good news and bad news," the defence lawyer says to his client. "What's the bad news?" The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene." "Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?" "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."
If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
