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Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?" "The good one please." "I found the diagnosis of your illness, it means you have two days to live." "And the bad one?" "Ive been trying to reach you for two days."
If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
