I thought I wanted a career, turns out
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it...
How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? Wave.