Surgery - tag connected with: plastic surgery, funny images, funny pictures, tits, meme, humor, funny pics, funny, crazy, memes, images, boobs, mouth, choice, best, happy, live, man, joke, surgeon, surgery, elderly, wife, table, speaks, jokes, old, remember, before, son, mother, nervous, come, operating, bes, something, happens, father, funny jokes, differences, heart, ex, used, transplant, been, transplantation, never.
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak to his son: "Dont be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesnt go well, if something happens to me your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."
If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.