Are you two twins? No, why do you ask?
"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes." "OK that's enough, your driver's license please."
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"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes." "OK that's enough, your driver's license please."
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.