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A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the centre of the bar, takes the dog by the chain, and starts swinging him above his head. Everyone stops and stares. Upset about the way the animal is being treated, a patron runs up to the blind man and demands, "What the hell are you doing?" The blind man turns toward the patron and says, "Oh, nothing, just looking around."
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
Come sleep with me: We won't make Love,Love will make us
Come sleep with me: We won't make Love,Love will make us
Come sleep with me: We won't make Love, Love will make us.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.